The Mummy 3: Shit.
Dear the powers that be,
Please stop making "The Mummy" movies. Brendan Fraser is a fun actor to watch, true. But Maria Bello is nowhere in comparison to Rachel Weisz, not in beauty nor in portraying the role of Evelyn. And without her, it's just not worth it. Seriously, Bello fucking blew the part. Also, do Rick and Evelyn SEEM old enough to have a kid in his, er, twenties? (Lets say it's twenties and not older... he certainly doesn't look younger)
Weisz decided to pass on Mummy 3 because of bad script. She was spot on. I've honestly never seen a movie this bad. It went from bad to worse. I can't decide whether the story bored me, the plot didn't make a lot of sense and it irked me, or was it the yeti. Wait, yes, it was the yeti. I'm sorry, run that by me again? A YETI?! Oi vey.
And why do the Mummies always have two stages, the riding from the tomb and then finding some black magic voodoo thing to make them look human again and, oh yes, immortal? And why oh why is there always a loophole to kill said Mummy despite the fact it always manages to reach the DOOM point of immortality?
And darn gosh it, Rick O'Connel, stop with the lame-ass predictable jokes. They're not funny anymore.
I can honestly say "The Mummy 3" has ruined and tainted my memory of movies that were actually quite fun to watch.
Please stop making "The Mummy" movies. Brendan Fraser is a fun actor to watch, true. But Maria Bello is nowhere in comparison to Rachel Weisz, not in beauty nor in portraying the role of Evelyn. And without her, it's just not worth it. Seriously, Bello fucking blew the part. Also, do Rick and Evelyn SEEM old enough to have a kid in his, er, twenties? (Lets say it's twenties and not older... he certainly doesn't look younger)
Weisz decided to pass on Mummy 3 because of bad script. She was spot on. I've honestly never seen a movie this bad. It went from bad to worse. I can't decide whether the story bored me, the plot didn't make a lot of sense and it irked me, or was it the yeti. Wait, yes, it was the yeti. I'm sorry, run that by me again? A YETI?! Oi vey.
And why do the Mummies always have two stages, the riding from the tomb and then finding some black magic voodoo thing to make them look human again and, oh yes, immortal? And why oh why is there always a loophole to kill said Mummy despite the fact it always manages to reach the DOOM point of immortality?
And darn gosh it, Rick O'Connel, stop with the lame-ass predictable jokes. They're not funny anymore.
I can honestly say "The Mummy 3" has ruined and tainted my memory of movies that were actually quite fun to watch.
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